Here are some of the funniest and most feather-ruffling turkey jokes that will make you laugh loudly. This blog is a must-read if you appreciate foul humor or are preparing for Thanksgiving. Our comic lineup will have you in stitches with its gobble-worthy jokes and Thanksgiving-related antics. So take a seat back, unwind, and prepare to laugh hysterically at our hilarious jokes about turkeys! These turkeys-related jokes are excellent for both children and adults.



  1. How does a limping turkey walk? It wobble, wobbles.
  2. What dance should everyone do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
  3. Which key is useless and have legs? Tur-key.
  4. What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
  5. Why did the turkey sit on the computer? It was trying to access its "Twitter" account!
  6. How do you make a turkey float? Add some root beer and two scoops of turkey-flavored ice cream.
  7. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultrygeist.
  8. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  9. What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  10. Why did the turkey cross the road? He wasn't chicken.
  11. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
  12. What turkey says to his assistant? Google.
  13. How did the turkey drink wine on Thanksgiving? With a gobble-let.
  14. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
  15. Why did cranberries go red? They saw turkey dressing.
  16. What's blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
  17. Why didn't the turkey eat any food on Thanksgiving? Because he was already stuffed.
  18. What's the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
  19. What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.
  20. When is turkey soup bad for your health? When you're the turkey.
  21. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn't chicken.
  22. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
  23. What's a turkey without feathers called? Thanksgiving dinner.
  24. When are the turkeys the most grateful? The day after Thanksgiving.
  25. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving? "Quack."
  26. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics.
  27. What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich.
  28. What do ghosts put on their turkey? Grave-y.
  29. What kind of key has legs but can't open doors? A turkey.
  30. How to leave the turkey in vagueness? I’ll tell you later.
  31. What are you thankful for? I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.
  32. What key has legs and can't open a door? A tur-key.
  33. What side of a turkey grows more feathers? The outside.
  34. What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
  35. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken.
  36. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  37. What's a turkey's favorite type of music? Gobble-elic.
  38. What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, Google, Google"
  39. How can you make a turkey stop gobbling? Cook it until it's done.
  40. Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.